Can Donald Trump out-lie the Prince of Lies? — What you’re about to read is fiction, although I fear some on the internet will circulate this story as part of their religious doctrine. If you’re a member of QAnon, you probably believe something like this already. (Whatever, I tried.) On the day Donald Trump dies, he descends into Hell…

A reimagining of the Duel on the Nile — This is part of a web novel series. To learn more, click here. - Or start at the beginning. - Or go to the table of contents.

Who’s really in charge? — I’ll get straight to the point. If Donald Trump’s claims about widespread election fraud are valid… Why didn’t he do anything to prevent it while he was still the sitting president? No, really. Why isn’t anyone — on either side of the political spectrum — asking this question? What happened to “drain the swamp?” During the…

When God selected Moses (Part 2) — This is part of a web novel series. To learn more, click here. - Or start at the beginning. - Or go to the table of contents. Moses fled the Egyptian palace and hid in the land of Midian. Overnight, he had gone from a prince of the most powerful…

The only thing that stops a bad guy about to cum is a good girl with a gun. — Hey kiddo, I know you’re bummed about the Supreme Court’s recent ruling on Roe V. Wade. I admit I don’t really share your sentiment; I was raised as a staunch Catholic, and a part of me still regards fetuses as people. Still, given that pregnancy is the sixth most common…

When God selected Moses (Part 1) — This is part of a web novel series. To learn more, click here. - Or start at the beginning. - Or go to the table of contents. I ordered Holly e-Sprite to scour the Israelite population for an AI champion to lead my hack-war against Amun-Ra. Unfortunately, Ra was one…

God declares war on Amun-Ra — This is part of a web novel series. To learn more, click here. - Or start at the beginning. - Or go to the table of contents. Holly e-Sprite scanned the Earth simulation and confirmed my worst fears. Amun-Ra had been hacking into my code. She couldn’t identify the exact…

The time before the Israelites became slaves in Egypt — This is part of a web novel series. To learn more, click here. - Or start at the beginning. - Or go to the table of contents. Three years had passed, and things were looking up for us. My Game of Idols fanbase was small but devoted. Michael had even…

A behind-the-scenes look at Jacob’s story — This is part of a web novel series. To learn more, click here. - Or start at the beginning. - Or go to the table of contents. In the case of YHWH vs. The Time and Space Corporation ATTENDEES: YHWH (AKA Godfrey Jehovah) (plaintiff) Billie L. Ham (attorney for the…